What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 07:38
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.